Testimonials

"I asked Andy how to fix my relationship. He told me to try turning it off and on again. Surprisingly, it worked. We broke up and got back together, and things have never been better."

"Andy helped me realize that the real answer was inside me all along. He also helped me realize that I should stop asking strangers on the internet for life advice. 10/10 growth experience."

"I asked Andy what I should have for dinner. He said 'food.' Revolutionary. I've been having food for dinner every night since. Life-changing."

"Andy answered my question with a question. Then answered that question with another question. Eventually I forgot what I originally asked, which honestly solved the problem."

"Would have been 5 stars but Andy took 3 weeks to respond. When he did, the answer was just 'yes.' My question was 'what's the best way to organize my garage?' Still, points for confidence."

"Andy answered a completely different question than the one I asked. But his answer to the question I didn't ask was actually really good. So... thanks?"

"I asked Andy for directions to the nearest coffee shop. He sent me a 3,000-word essay on the history of coffee in Ethiopia. I'm now very knowledgeable and still lost."

"Andy just sent me a link to 'Let Me Google That For You.' Technically helpful. Emotionally devastating."

"I asked a simple yes or no question. Andy responded with 'it depends,' followed by 14 paragraphs. I have a PhD and I couldn't follow any of it. I think he was just typing random words."

"Asked Andy to review my resume. He said it was 'fine' and then asked if I could review his. His listed 'Professional Question Answerer' as his only work experience. It was one page. Half of it was clip art."